2012世界末日9大預兆
《財富》
2012-01-09
當下，流行文化中最賺錢的話題是僵尸、吸血鬼和世界末日——這也合情合理。本文在向瑪雅預言致敬的同時，也為你揭示2012世界末日來臨的9個另類征兆。
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披薩成了健康食品 ????好吧，其實，國會只是裁定蕃茄醬屬于健康蔬菜，但是這對公眾沒什么兩樣，人們已經認定披薩就是蔬菜。國會的裁決認為蕃茄醬具有營養價值——八分之一杯的蕃茄醬與半杯蔬菜的營養價值相同——當然，這對我們對抗困擾全美、威脅人們健康的肥胖癥沒什么幫助。但是，如果真的有世界末日，我們不妨做個飽死鬼。 |
Pizza is a vegetable ????Okay, sure, it's really that Congress merely upheld a ruling about tomato paste, but that hasn't made a difference to the general public, which has decided that pizza is now a vegetable. The ruling credits tomato paste with having nutritional value-- one eighth of a cup has as much value as a half-cup of veggies--which certainly won't help us reverse the obesity epidemic plaguing our country's people. But hey, if the world might be ending, we may as well pig out. |
